Ban da Baƙin Gashi da kanta.
Sakin "Black bazawara" ya motsa har abada saboda cutar kwayar cutar Coronavirus, amma wannan ba ya hana fitowar sabbin ma'aikata. Godiya ga matsananciyar aiki na asusun Nacao Marvel na Twitter, da yawa hotunan sabo tare da halartar manyan haruffa wadanda aka zana su zuwa cibiyar sadarwa, ban da babban halin da Scarlett Johansson ke bugawa. Hotunan sun hada da wani dan adawar gaske mai dauke da hoton Taskmaster (T. Fagbenli), Soviet superhero Red Guard (David Harbor), da kuma 'yan leken asirin Melina Vostokoff (Rachel Weiss) da Elena Belova (Florence Pugh).
Novas stills de #BlackWidow destacando Rachel Weisz, Cate Shortland, David Harbor, Florence Pugh e TaskMaster. pic.twitter.com/5AxiVJvXRe
Wasan fim mai tsada yana faruwa ne wani lokaci bayan abubuwan da suka faru a filin jirgin saman Leipzig-Halle. A mafi yawan lokacin da ba ta dace ba, Natasha Romanoff ta fada cikin mummunan duhu - shirin Red Room, wanda ke aiki a cikin halittar mata gwauraye, masu kisa da 'yan leken asirinta. A kusa da tabar heroin, maƙarƙashiyar tana farauta, kuma don kawar da ita, an aiko da wata cenata mai suna Taskmaster, wanda zai iya maimaita kowane motsi daidai. Don yin ma'amala da mutanen ta hanyar kuskuren da ta zama Bawara, Natasha ta yanke shawarar komawa gida.
Daraktan Ostiraliya Kate Shortland (cutar sankara ta Berlin, Lore) ta ɗauki nauyin shirya tef ɗin farko na ɓangaren huhun silsilar Marvel, yayin da Jacqueline Schaeffer (Wanda / Vision) da Ned Benson (ɓatar da Eleanor Rigby) suka yi aiki kan rubutun.
Dabbobin a gidan zu na Moscow sun fara rasa mutane
Dabbobin gidan dabbobi sun lura da karancin baƙi kuma yanzu suna nuna ƙarin sha'awa ga duk wanda ya wuce.
Ma’aikatar yada labarai ta Zoo ta Moscow ta ce dabbobin sun lura da karancin mutane. A lokaci guda, ma’aikatan sun tabbatar da cewa komai ya kasance daidai da dabbobin, amma sun rasa mutane.
“Dabbobin gidanmu ba baƙi ne. Dayawa sun lura da karancin mutane - kuma yanzu suna kallo da babbar sha'awa duk wanda ya shude. Duhunan birrai suna jiran baƙi musamman - gorillas da lemurani na ƙaunar tattaunawa tare da baƙi zuwa Gidan magabata, ”in ji gidan ya faɗi a shafin hukuma a shafin Instagram.
Hakanan, sha'awar mutane ta karu a cikin manyan pandas, waɗanda ake ɗaukar ƙananan dabbobi na zamantakewa.
“Manyan pandas suna zaune shi kaɗai a cikin yanayi, kuma a ƙasarmu suna matuƙar farin ciki da irin abubuwan da aka ɗauka da kuma kayan wasan yara da aka gabatar. Koyaya, yanzu da alama sun ɓace wani abu. Sun kara karfi sosai wajen kusanci duk mutumin da yake wuce yankin su, ”in ji ma’aikatan.
Yadda nake aiki a gidan zoo, na farko
Yawancin hotunan sun riga sun kasance a cikin sakonni ko tsokaci. Kamar wasu labarai da aka bayyana. Amma yanzu an tattara su kusan ɗaya kuma an haɗa su don samar da labari.
Hakan ya faru ne cewa wani lokaci nayi aiki a matsayin ma'aikacin kula da dabbobi. Wato, ya tsabtace wuraren rufewar, ya ciyar da dabbobi da sauran ma’aikata don kula da dabbobi. Kuma ba wai zan je can ne don yin aiki ba saboda aiki, Ni ma na gano nawa zan karɓi makwanni biyu bayan fara. Ina matukar son ganin bayan gida da idona. Da kyau, ƙauna ga dabbobi, inda ba tare da ita ba.
Lokacin da na je wurin don "wata hira", sai kawai suka ce da ni: "Shin har yanzu hannayenka da kafafuwanka suna nan daram? Don haka ka tafi can, can kana buƙatar sabon yaro." Tunani ya mamaye kaina cewa sun ci tsohon kuma gabaɗaya, yayin da ya juya, ya kusan zama daidai (mai ɓarna). An tura ni ga inna mugunta, wanda ya ce kusan iri ɗaya ne: "Da alama an cika shi. An karɓi ku. Za ku yi aiki tare da bututun ruwa, ƙwararrun kifaye da kunkuru. Ku zo gobe da safe."
Ina bugawa Kafa. Hehe. Wannan shi ne abin da na fara wannan labarin don - don alfahari.
Gabaɗaya, a ranar aiki ta farko an aiko ni zuwa karatu. Koyar da abincin dabbobi amintattu. Koya yadda za a shirya tsaftacewa a cikin jirgin sama. Na farko, a cikin kunkuru mai zurfin kilo-kilogram (yaji). Saboda capybaras.
Kuma a sannan suka kawo ni wani katon daki suka ce: "Wannan Dalma ce. Ta kasance butar ruwa. Don Allah, don Allah, ba tare da motsi ba zato ba tsammani. Idan wani abu, ku gudu." Babban farkon zuwa ranar aiki na farko, huh?)
Dalma ita ce. Ita 'yar Brazil ce wacce nauyinta yakai kilo 200 a lokacin. Kai!
Ba lallai ne in yi gudu a wannan ranar ba, aƙalla ba daga ita ba. Dole na yi zagaye da gidan. A ranar farko sosai, sun bani "baftisma na wuta" kuma sun zubar da duk wani aiki mafi wahala a kaina. Da kyau, babu laifi, ko da yake ni dan haya ce, ko ta yaya ban kula ba, Ban shirya koma baya ba.
Me game da dabbobi? Da kyau, kunkuru ya zama wawaye. Ba na son su. 15 daga cikinsu. Mafi karancin su shine kilo 30. Mafi girma shine Armor - 105 kg. Ana kiransu HUGE. Zasu iya kwantar da hankalin su zauna yara biyu ko manya ɗaya (amma ba kwa buƙatar). Kuma daga cikin kunkuru, Na fi son Armor kadai. Ya kasance mai hankali. Kun ce, “Armor, bari mu koma gida,” sai ya tafi. Sannu a hankali amma yana zuwa. Kun ce da shi: “Armor, wannan bastard na ba shi haushi, ka ware shi” sai ya tafi ya daidaita shi. Ba ya tsoron mutane kuma yana ɗaukar nauyin jagoran wannan ƙungiya. Armor shine bro.
Me yasa ba na son kunkuru? To, ba wai kawai sun kasance wawaye ba, amma dole ne in bi su kowace rana. Na buɗe ƙofa, suna warwatse. Sai na fara jefa mutane cikin keji a bude musu, sau dari a rana na fadawa ka'idodin dabi'un a cikin jirgin sama da kuma kallon mutane da kunkuru.
Don haka, a cikin ranakun ƙarshe, na kalli yadda waɗannan dodannin suka fashe (kunkuru, ba mutane ba). Ni ba mai ɓatarwa ba ne, amma an tilasta ni in aikata shi. Kuma ya rabu da su idan mazan suka fara yin yãƙi a tsakninsu.
Lokacin da waɗannan kunkuru suka fara kusantowa don yaƙin, ya zama dole su tashi zuwa gare su da sauri kuma su tura su baya. Gefen ya kashe ɗayansu daga hanyar da aka nufa kuma a kashe ƙafafun na biyu. In ba haka ba, idan sun ma'aurata, bututu. Wucewa yana da wahala, kuma hannayenku na iya wahala.
Da zarar Bronya ya yunƙura don yaƙi, ba zai yiwu a ci gaba da shi ba, sai ya taurare kanshi ya ja ni gaba. Sai maigidan ya ce mini: "Zauna a saman."
Don haka sai na hau kunkuru. Shin wani ya hau kunkuru?
A bayyane yake cewa kunkuru ya sami nasu sunayen. Amma ala, tuna da wanda yake da wahala isa, saboda mafi yawansu suna kama sosai da 'yan'uwansu. Amma wasu sanannun mutane masu haske sun karɓi sunaye daga gare ni. Bayan Armor, an riga an sa masa suna haka a gabana. Shi ne mafi girma, kuma mafi tsufa: yana ɗan shekara 24.
Amma banda shi, ni ma na sami wasu sanannu na mutane: Lenin - babba na biyu mafi girma. Koyaushe, lokacin da wani nau'i na riffraff ya fara, Lenin yana wurin. Kashe datti a cikin tari? Shirya hanyar tserewa? Ana kokarin hamɓarar da sarki?
An sami wani ƙaramin mutum tare da kayan yaƙi. Ya zama Oblomov.
Kuma a kan GIF shine kunkuru ne wanda yake ƙaunar apples sosai. Ta zama kawai Katyusha.
Akwai wani lamari mai ban dariya (babu) tare da su.
Na yi magana da baƙi kuma na bayyana musu cewa a cikin kowane hali ya kamata ku ciyar da su. Kuma a cikin aiwatarwa, me kuke tsammani nake yi? Ya ciyar da kunkuru (Katyusha) apple. Yatsaya a cikin wannan murfin ba kunkuru ne kawai ba.
Ya kasance akan kalmar "Kada ku ciyar da su, in ba haka ba za su iya cizo" yatsana a kan tsalle na biyu ya shiga baki (a, kunkuru bai da baki, amma baki). Ya ji rauni. Akwai jini. Ina ta hanyar yatsa fitar da yatsa. Aukaka ga sararin sama, ya kasance Katyusha-35-fam, kuma ba Armor-fam 105 ba.
Misali, kamar yadda suke fada.
Oh a, ban gama game da kunkuru Ka san abin da ya sa na ƙi su? Saboda sun fita kan titi kansu kansu, amma ba sa son komawa da yamma. Kuma kowane lokaci, kowane maraice na dawo da su. Daga tsinke kilo 30. Babban abin da ba shi da kyau a cikin wannan al'amari shi ne cewa sun yi tsayayya kuma galibi suna shan wahala hannun
A makamai, af, mu hudu. Guys daga wasu sassan suka zo kuma muka dauke shi gida. Gaskiya ne, galibi ana iya tambayar sa ya koma gida, amma ba aiki sosai.
Bayan haka, kadan daga baya, kimanin watanni biyu daga baya, maigidan ya ba da shawarar kar a kawo su kowane maraice.
Daga wannan lokacin, Ina zuwa kowace safiya kuma in bincika kowace don snot. Dama anan na taba hanci.
Mun kuma wanke su da ruwa, sannan muka shafa su da mai kifi da mai avocado domin su haskaka cikin rana su yi kyau.
Komai yana tare da kunkuru. Kuma har zuwa lokacin da na je sauran dabbobin, zan gaya muku cewa lallai ne ma na kama birai (kamar yadda yake a hoto. Gaskiya ne, daga yanar gizo ne, babu koina).
An kawo mana birai 9. A lokacin da suke juyawa daga motar zuwa jirgin sama, wani abu bai faru ba kuma 6 daga cikinsu sun tsere.
Mun hau bishiyoyi kuma muka kama birai. Mun ɓace musu da ɓoyewa, amma akwai mafi yawan mu kuma muna da manyan raga.
A sakamakon haka, an rasa ɗaya. Ta wuce shingen gidan namun daji sannan ta bi ta bishiyoyi zuwa ƙauyen kantin kusa. Ganin wani abu mai cike da shakku, na hau kan shingen daya daga cikin rukunin yanar gizon. Kuma ya juya, a can na gan ta. Kuma a nan ne ma na hangi wani katon kare da ke riska zuwa wurina.
Yi tsalle da sauri.
Gabaɗaya, wannan biri ya karya wasu siriri ga wasu kaka, sannan ya gyara gidan.
Kuma watarana zai fashe idan da safe a yankin na sami biri.
Af, duk yan gudun hijirar suka kama suka dawo gida.
Yayin aiwatar da wannan labari, sai aka tambaye ni tambaya: "Kun hadu da kyarkeci?".
Ee, na yi. Amma ba a basu izinin shiga cikin jirgin ba.
Amma na ba da wolf kabu kuruciya a cikin keɓewa don ganga. Yayi matukar bakin ciki, ya zauna cikin ruwan sama kuma ba wanda ya kusance shi (keɓe keɓaɓɓe a waje na gidan zoo). Kuma na zo ne, in buge shi (ba su da amfani da keɓe masu wuya, don haka ba shi da isasshen kariya daga wawaye da ni) kuma ta birkice.
Ba mu sake haduwa da shi ba. Amma wannan haɗuwa ita ce har abada a cikin zuciyata (kuma ina fatan hakan) zuciyata.
Endarshen jerin farko.
Mars da Halva. Cuban Alpaca an haife su a Zoo na Moscow
An haife 'ya' ya biyu a zoo na Moscow. Dangane da TASS a cikin gidan zoo, an haifi 'ya'yan tare da wata-wata na wata daya. A ranar 11 ga Oktoba, an haifi namiji mai suna Mars, kuma a ranar 5 ga Nuwamba, wata mace mai suna Halva.
"A wannan shekara, 'ya'yan caca suna bayyana kadan fiye da yadda aka saba. Wannan ya kasance gaskiya ga Halva, wanda aka haife shi a watan Nuwamba a ƙarshen lokacin sanyi. Yawancin lokaci, alamunmu ya kawo zuriya a farkon farkon kaka ko a ƙarshen bazara, don haka jariran suna da damar samun ƙarfi kuma “Lokacin kiwo na wadannan unguwannin ya canza kadan a bana,” in ji majiyar.
Sabbin jarirai suna da uba daya - namiji mai shekaru goma mai suna Zhora, amma uwaye sun bambanta, in ji wakilin gidan. Har zuwa yanzu, ƙananan alƙallolin suna ciyar da duk lokacinsu kusa da uwayensu. Zasu sami 'yanci gaba daya lokacin da suka kusan shekara guda, amma yanzu sun fara zurfafa bincike game da duniyar da ke kusa dasu da kuma san danginsu da son sani.
Yanzu likitocin dabbobi suna sa ido sosai don yaran sun sami nutsuwa sosai. A cikin kwanakin sanyi da dare kuma sukan tafi gidansu masu dumi. Mars da Halva sun riga sun gama gwajin dabbobi na farko, an basu allurar riga-kafi da allurar bitamin. Matasa suna da koshin lafiya kuma suna ci gaba da haɗuwa.
Zuwa yanzu, tushen abincinsu shine yake samar da nono. Har ila yau, yara masu ban sha'awa suna fara ƙoƙarin abinci don dabbobin da suka girma: hay, Willow brooms, abinci na musamman. Ko da Halva da Mars suna farin cikin jin daɗin karas, har ma da sauran danginsu. Ba kawai ba kamar algasass na manya, cubs suna karɓan karas a cikin siffar grated.
Alpaca shine asalin garin vicuna, dangi na Kudancin Amurka dangi. An yi imani da cewa Indiyawan na Peru sun fara farashi a aljihun farko a kusan shekaru 6,000 da suka gabata. Har yanzu akwai sauran gonaki na musamman da yawa a cikin Andes inda ake dab da waɗannan dabbobin don danshi mai laushi da haske. Kuna iya sha'awar ƙungiyar alpaca kuma ku sami masaniya da duniyar Mars da Halva a bikin Hoofed Row wanda ke kan tsohuwar yankin dabbobi.
Game da mutumin biri
A ƙarshen shekarun da suka gabata, da kammala karatun digiri na farko, I ya fadi zuwa kasan rayuwa tsayayye ya sami aiki a gidan zoo: ƙarami amma m girman kai. Domin tunawa da wadancan shekarun, Ina da labaru da dozin game da jinkiri a cikin albashi, dabbobi da mutane. Na riga na yi magana game da mafi haske mazaunin gidan zoo, babur Motka (mai ban tausayi a sassa biyu). A cikin hoton da ke sama, na gaba, ɗan ƙaramin halayyar halaye.
Idan Matilda ta zama abin koyi ga mata game da matsalar fitsari, to Chika jariri ne wanda ya girma a hannun yan sanda, amma bai rasa kima da martabarsa ga mutane ba.
Chika, da biri mai koren kore, ya shiga cikin Zan Karamar daga dansandan masu zaman kansu. Aka ce ɗan ɗan jirgin ruwa ne ya kawo mahaifiyarsa tun yana ɗan yaro. Keysan ƙananan birai suna da ban sha'awa da ban sha'awa: idan ka shiga cikin dafa abinci ka ga biri da ya zubar da mai a wurin, ya yayyafa dukkan garin a saman, hannunka zai tashi ya sanya shi a cikin kusurwa. Taya zaka iya tunanin zagin ƙaramin hobbiter da fuska da hannayen jariri mai fata? Koyaya, maigidan, kuma bisa ga jita-jita, ya ɗan yi hauka kuma an ɗauke Chika daga bugun ta sosai, kuma an tura uwar fatar zuwa PND. Ganin yanayin yanayin wasan birrai, Chika da kansa zai iya zama sanadin rashin hankalin kwakwalwa. Na daɗewa na ji labarin cewa "Na gode wa Allah cewa kuliyoyi basu da hannaye." Don haka biri cat ne da hannaye. Za ta shiga cikin kowace karamar hukuma, ta buɗe kowace tulu, ta gwada kowane abu don haƙori da hawaye. Na tuna cewa apocalypse a kan jirgin a cikin fim din "Tsararrun Jirgin Sama" ya zo ne kawai godiya ga biri, chimpanzee jirgin.
Saƙar da ta karye da cheekbone sun warkar da sauri, kuma wannan mummunan abun da ya gabata bashi da wani tasiri akan Chika mai saukin kai. Yaron nan ya kasance mai daraja, yana son tuntuɓar da yardar ransa. Sau da yawa fiye da sauran, ya yi magana da Matilda, wanda ya yi kama da sha'awar kusa da troll. A yanayi, birai maza masu kore girma sun girma, har kilo biyar, Chika bai girma sama da hudu.
Tun da ƙwayoyin Moti da Chika suna da bangon gama gari na ƙarfe mai ƙarfi, koyaushe suna haɗuwa kusa da shi. Duk birai suna mutunta haƙoran juna (ango), waɗannan biyun suna cikin jerin gwano aka duba juna.
Lyrical digression: a cikin babbar ƙasar ango cikin mutane an daɗe ana kiran kalmar "bincike". Kuma ba lallai ba ne sakamakon narkewa a cikin gashi shine hakar kwari, kawai tausa kansa wani sanannen nau'in hulɗa ne tsakanin magabatan. Ba abin mamaki ba a cikin karni na 21 da suka zo da "Goosebumps", daga abin da mutum ya juya ya zama toffee mai gudana.
Wani lokacin Chika yana jin daɗin kuma yana cire gashin Motka (wataƙila gashi ne mai ƙyalli), wanda ya karɓi mara da fuska a fuska da hannun mata masu nauyi, da Madame, waɗanda ƙwararren masani ke lalata da shi, ya hau kan bishiyarsa ya yi firgita a can.
Ba kamar maƙwabcinsa ba, Chikonya bai tsoratar da kowa ba, amma da ladabi da roƙo, da saka ɗan alƙalami mai ɗauri da ƙarancin sa. Ba kamar Moti ba, wanda ya ci abinci kamar mai cin guntun itacen, yana tura abinci da hannuwanku biyu a cikin buhunan buɗe bakin, koyaushe yana cin abinci da kyau, yana ajiye ɗan yatsa. Kuma idan Mote ya fi dacewa a yi aiki a matsayin azabtarwa, a kan shebur, yana ƙaura daga keji, to Chiku bai ji tsoro ba.
Chika, kamar yadda ya cancanci yarima mai daraja, bai taɓa nuna zalunci ba, kuma an yarda da peyzan ba tare da fuskoki da fushi ba. Ganin mai ɗaukar apple ko inabi, ya yi laushi a cikin keji, ya ɗauki tayin a hankali, ya ci abinci a leɓe, bayan haka ya gode wa mai bayarwa ta share ƙwararrun maraya, yana zaune a cikin dabino da aka maye gurbinsa.
Kamar Matilda, Chica wani lokacin yana son yin aure. Haka kuma, ya goyi bayan ra'ayin jama'a da maza ke tunanin jima'i sau da yawa a cikin rana - tunaninta ya haifar da gaskiyar cewa wani jan-bulu mai launin shuɗi ya tashi daga wata ulu mai launin shuɗi kamar na wuka mai tsini.Martykh ya kasance koyaushe yana mamakin wannan sabon abu kuma a cikin mintuna da yawa na farko ya dube shi, yana kwance shi a kan tafin hannu. Bai ba da shawarar nuna soyayya ga Mote ba, amma tare da mika kai kawai ya yi fama da matsanancin tashin hankali na kafafunsa, yana tsalle a saman. Saboda dabi'unsa, baƙi sun hanzarta wuce gidan sa, suna rufe idanun yaran sa suna ta murdiya "birrai ya tsunduma cikin ilimin zahirin!"
Da zarar, tsohuwar farka Chiki, gajeriyar mace, mai ƙyalƙyali, tana zuwa gidan zu. Ta kawo ayaba da birgima cikin jaka mai launin fata, ta tsaya a keji ta tsaya shiru. Ciconia bai lura da ita nan da nan ba, ya kasance yana aiki tare da wasu mahimman maganganun biri a cikin ɓangaren sashin keji. Lokacin da wata mace ta shigo fagen hangen nesa, sai ya gane ta nan take: a cikin kananan idanun launin ruwan kasa mai kama da “Uwar ta zo!” Shone kai tsaye. Ya tashi sama da guga man ya kaifi a kan net don kusanci, ya sanya duka paws zuwa gare shi da dariya, hummed, kokarin gaya wani abu.
Matar ta sanya hannunta a raga, sai ya zazzage ta a kan karamin fuskarsa, ya matse baki a baki. Babu abin da ya faru tsakanin su na dogon lokaci, ya yafe kuma ya manta komai, ya ci gaba da tweet da squeak - tabbas game da rabuwa, game da yadda shekaru suka shude ba tare da ita ba, da kuma nawa ya rasa.
Matar ta dauki wani goyo daga jakarta, ta karye guntun tsintsiya ta sanya a cikin tafin hannun Chiki. Yawancin lokaci ba a ba da izinin baƙi zuwa gidan su ciyar da dabbobin tare da wani abu ban da abinci na halitta - sannan kuma a ƙarƙashin kulawa mai ƙarfi, amma an keɓance da ke nan. Wataƙila ɗanɗano daga hannun uwargidan yayi Chika da kyau fiye da lahani, kyakkyawan ruhaniya. Maigidan ya zo sau da yawa bayan wannan ziyarar, sannan ya tsaya, me ya sa - ban sani ba.
Chika ya rayu tsawon rayuwar Martysh. A matsayinsa na dattijo, ya rasa mafarkinsa na kyawawan birai, amma ya kamu da son yara masu wasan yara, musamman ƙwallan bebi guda ɗaya, kuma ya ɗora shi cikin keji kamar na ɗan rago, yana matsa shi da dunƙule guda ɗaya a kirjinsa. Da daddare, beeded ya tafi ya kwana da shi a wani katako a karkashin rufin keji, da safe Chika ya fita, yana kama abin wasa, zuwa karin kumallo. Yawancin lokaci iyaye maza ba su da sha'awar birai a cikin birai, amma a cikin tsufa har ma da azanci da sha'awar jikokin jikokin farkawa daga mawakan mutane. Idan akai la'akari da yanayin ƙanshi na Chiki, teddy bear shine mafi yawan kayan wasa mai laushi, kodayake bai taɓa koyon cin apple ba.
Babu wasu birai da aka kawo wa gidanmu, don haka labarin da ke gaba zai kasance game da yadda dabbobi masu ƙarfin hali ba sa son alurar riga kafi.
Bayani: hotunan ba nawa bane, Ina da hotuna daga 90s kawai aji ne daga karatun su kuma har yanzu kadan ne a katin dalibiina. Saboda haka, birai a cikin hoton su ne kawai Chikoni ninki biyu daga wasu wuraren kiwon dabbobi.
Opus na baya game da rayuwar gidan zu na marigayi shekarun 90 a bayan garin St. Petersburg anan:
Bikin aure Matilda ko mafarkisan gado.
Lokaci-lokaci Matilda ya yi fatan aure. Wadannan ranan, ba ta, kamar yadda aka saba, kashi daya bisa uku yana dauke da jan jaki, amma kamar yadda kashi biyu bisa uku. Abin da ke faruwa da ita ba mamaki ya ba ta mamaki, har ta kan taɓa taɓa karuwa, mafi kyawun ɓangaren kanta kuma ta kasance mai bege ga dukkan baƙi maza. Amma ba wanda ya yi sha'awar Motkoi, bai aika masu ba da wasa ba kuma bai kira a cikin ɗakin cajin ba. Seryozha ya riga ya sami mace (ɗan adam na yau da kullun), kuma ba a ƙarfafa auren mata fiye da ɗaya a Rasha, don haka fatan Motka na ƙaunar namiji mai ƙarfi ba shi da makoma.
Da zarar wani zoo yawo yana wucewa cikin birni, a cikin abin da mutumin hamadril mai adalci yake. Maza a cikin manya suna girma kamar kankara, jakakansu suna da tsari mai kyau, amma a kafadarsu har ma da ƙarairayi ƙyalli, kamar Dzhigurda bayan salon shakatawa. Saboda wannan dabara, ana kiranta hamadrils. Koyaya, tare da irin wannan kyakkyawa, ƙaunataccen matar tasa ya riga ya shiga, kuma ma'auratan suna da amaryar amaryar. Matata ba ta ƙoƙarin dafa dankali mai daɗi da mamalyga ba, amma ta ɗauki kyakkyawa na halitta, amma ba fuskarta kwata-kwata.
Sau ɗaya, lokacin ina ƙarami, na ɗauki hoton yar rawa a cikin wani darasi na IZO kuma na sanya ta a cikin kwandon filastin, kuma lokacin da na tsince ta don aji, sai ta zama cewa dunƙulen jan roba ta makale a kasan fakitin, ɗan ƙaramin haske. Don haka ne karo na farko da na karya darasi, saboda sauran macaques matesalibai cikin makarantar sun yanke shawarar cewa ba kawai plasticine bane, har ma yar bango ce ta firist. Matar nan da matar ta yi kama da juna - tare da babban dunƙulen zina a ƙarshen.
Hamadril mutumin ya hau dutsen da alama a cikin keji kuma ya zaci wani abin kallo ne. A cikin dabbobi, wannan magana halitta ce ta halitta. Idanun sun rufe idanu da launin toka, daɗaɗɗe daga hikima ta asali, gashin ido ya ragu, makamai suna rataye a tsakanin gwiwoyi, da kuma kallon yawo a kusa. Matar Hamadril ba zato ba tsammani ta daina karatuttukan da basu da alaƙa da aure, kuma ta fara goyan bayan mijinta. A lokaci guda, ta binne fuska a ƙasa kuma ta nuna cikakken shirye don haɗin gwiwar 'ya'ya. Da farko, mijinta ya yi watsi da ita, don kada ta hango wani abu a can, kuma yana da kyau, ba wannan maganar ba. Amma sai ga shi ya sauko daga tsakar dare, kamar Zeus daga cikin gajimare, kuma da sanin matarsa. Wani abu mai kama da hoton soyayyar su ta birni an nuna shi ta hanyar tsaka mai wuya a dandalin batsa.
Wannan mutumin Igorevna ya yanke shawarar haɗawa da Motka a cikin matan aure, wanda a lokaci guda kuma ya sake neman hankali da rudewa, yana mai kira yarima da fari.
Gaba daya kungiyar zoo sapiens ta karu. Maza ba sa cikin duk ma’aikatan, don haka kowa ya kasance tushen Matilda ne. Igorevna ya yarda da masu mallakar gidan game da mijinta tsawon awa ɗaya ga yarinya akan aure. Aka shirya shirin soyayya da daddare.
Koyaya, a ƙarshen lokacin, sako ya fito daga wani wuri cewa Motka, har yanzu yana cikin gidan gidan wasan motsa jiki, an yi aikin tiyata a ɓangaren mace kuma mai yiwuwa ɗayan ciki zai iya kashe ta.
Saboda haka mafarkin Zan ƙaramin gidan zoo kan karamin zobe ya rushe, kuma Motya bai taɓa gano cewa yarima yana da kusanci ba.
Shekara guda bayan haka, wannan gidan yawo ya sake birgima cikin birni, kuma yanzu ƙaramin gidan tare da dabobin da ke zaune shine yawancin mazauna gida uku: mahaifina, inna da yaran makarantar firamare da ke da kunnuwansu. Baba ofan Birro suna da kamannin gaba ɗaya farar fata - wutsiya mai sauƙin kunne, kunnuwa masu kaifin kunne, bakin ciki, da manyan yatsun ƙafa. Daga kayan wasan kwaikwayon, onean ƙaramin, kamar dai a cikin wargi, yana da mahaifin kawai, ko kuma hakan, karrarawa. Mama tayi sanyi, zaune tare da kallonta mai zaman kanta a gefe, yayin da wani cizo mai tsananin sanyi ya maida rayuwar daddy gidan wuta. Onearamin ya buge akan dokokin, kuma kamar mahaifinsa bai yage ba, bai ɓoye mai mahimmanci ba, kuma ya sake karɓar ƙarancin nasa. A ƙarshe, ya rufe ƙanƙanun kansa da tafin hannun shi ya matse har ƙasa. Petty froze na ɗan lokaci, sannan da sauri sanya pen na fata a ƙarƙashin gwiwa mahaifinsa kuma ya isa ga karrarawa. Ina tsammanin cewa ta wannan hanyar an kawar da ƙaramin ta hanyar hanawa na keɓaɓɓu na masu yin gasa a nan gaba.
Rayuwar Motin ta ci gaba a cikin yarinta mara laifi. Ya kasance ya zama sauƙaƙe cikin nishaɗi mai sauƙi - don zuga Chika zuwa ango (digo na meditative a ciki a kaina ulu), ƙiyayya da mata da ƙauna nesa Seryozha.
Yanzu za a fara kallon farko na koma-baya ne na rashin sani.
A cikin tallata na sassan kifin na kifin, a tsakanin sauran dabbobi, akwai kunkuru mai-ciyawa. A cikin zane-zane, kunkuru ya raira waƙoƙi, hau zakoki ya nuna alamun mu'ujiza. A rayuwa, kunkuru ya kwashe kwanaki yana kokarin fita ta bangon plexiglass na terrarium, ya sanya kafadun su tare da membranes a karkashin fitila mai dumin ci sannan kuma ku ci irin abincin kwastomomi, zuciyar naman sa, bera da sauran kyawawan abubuwa. A madadin kunkuru, na busa tsutsotsi na gari (abubuwa masu ban tsoro ba tsutsotsi ba ne, amma tsutsa tsutsotsin da suka fashe gari kuma suka yawaita a ciki) - sun yi launin shuɗi, girman falle na yatsa da kaɗan fiye da wasa mai kyau tare da kan launin ruwan kasa. Wani lokaci ana cire waɗannan larva a cikin finafinai na tsoro maimakon maganganu (kuma idan kun ga tsutsa tsutsa a cikin fim, to wannan wani kwaro ne, zoobus), yana barin gawawwakin silicone ya fashe ta hanyar ruwan ido. Saboda gari, ba a so a jefa larva a cikin ruwa kamar yadda ake yi, terrarium ya riga ya fara kunkuru cikin al'amari na sa'o'i bayan abincin dare, don haka kafin ciyar da na sa tsutsotsi na ƙarshe (kuma kawai) hanyoyin wanka a rayuwarsu.
Ga shi kuma, Ina zuwa, zan tafi tare da kwano cike da larvae mai cike da ruwa zuwa wurin dafa abinci. Motya yawanci kawai sha'awar yiwuwar ja ni ta hanyar hanyar sarkar ne, amma idanuwanta sun fadi a kan kwano tare da tsutsotsi a hannuna.
Ban taɓa jin irin waɗannan sautin daga wurinta ba. Motka ya yi nishi, ya yi hura kai, ya yi ta raga-raga har zuwa net ɗin kuma ya miƙa dabino da ƙusoshin baƙi a kwano. A dabi'a, baho suna cin abincin dabbobi, har ma suna farautar dabbobi masu shayarwa (ko da yake basu riga sun zo da barbecue ba), kuma kwari suna wani muhimmin sashi na abincin. An ciyar da ita sosai a gidan zoo, amma babu wanda zai kama kwari.
Ina jin tsoro don yin kusa da duka grid ɗin, don haka na mika kwano kuma guga man zuwa hanyar haɗin sarkar. Motya ta cinye dukkan larvae, ta jujjuya idanuwanta, tana murmushi, sannan ta lashe dukkan yatsun ta a hankali tana ta nishi duka abincin. Magungunan sun isa don dangantakarmu da Matilda ta haɓaka cikin yanayi mai dumi da aminci, saboda wannan, na ƙara yankin da aka shuka tare da tsutsotsi na gari a ɗakin bayan. Bayan wasu 'yan makonni, Motya ya ja tafin hannu kawai a cikin keji (ba dabam da ni ba, cikin sa'a), ya riƙe ta da ɗaukar hoto wanda aka tona a cikin farin ulu marar ganuwa a hannunta: bincike na farko har yanzu ina da dumi, sanyi kuma ina tunanin rayuwata ta gaba ba tare da yatsunsu ba, amma Motka ya bayyana a sarari cewa za ta daure duk da haka wata mace a rayuwarta don cutar da tsutsotsi na gari.
Hoto (ba nawa ba) ya baiyana mafarkin Motin kuma ya bayyana dalilin da yasa birai ke buƙatar wutsiya.
Kuma a cikin wannan hoton ma'aurata masu farin ciki suna yin irin ango ɗaya.
Game da mace mai laushi Matilda
Baƙi koyaushe fara neman a kalla wani abu a cikin birnin, saboda abin da har yanzu mutane suna zaune a nan. Bayan tabbatar da cewa kusan babu inda zasu fita, sai su shiga wani yanayi na binciken juyayi, sannan musun sakamakon binciken, sannan kuma tawali'u, bayan wannan ko dai sun tafi wasu sikeli ko kuma siya wani gida da kuma gurnar duk tsawon shekarun "lafiya, rami!" ko "ba shakka, a cikin garin ya kasance hoo."
Iyalina sun zo wannan birni ne daga inda Alyosha Popovich yake jin kunyar ba da labari (wani ɓoye a ƙarƙashin mukami), don haka sabon wurin zama ba wai kawai an ƙaunace shi ba, har yanzu ana ƙaunata sosai. Kodayake a'a, Ina kwance, zan iya magana game da ƙauye na asali na dogon lokaci tare da hawaye na rashin lafiyar yara. Ba ya girma sosai a wurin, amma yaran sun ji rauni. A ina kuma za ku iya cin ciyawa, kunkuru kunkuru a cikin matsar, a haƙa cikin yashi tare da yin iyo cikin sabon laka a tsakiyar titi. Lokaci ne na zinariya.
Da fari dai, sau da yawa ana ruwa a nan a lokacin bazara (kuma ba sau biyu ba a cikin dukkanin watanni uku), kuma na biyu, a cikin tsohon ɓangaren birni akwai tashar don samari. A cikin ƙauyen ɗan asalinsa, kowane dangi yana riƙe da wurin kiwo da tsuntsu, saigas da bustards suna gudana a cikin matakan, amma a nan ne na fara ganin hamster da aladu na Guinea anan.
Har zuwa lokacin da nake dan shekaru 16, na saba rataye a cikin da'irori na masoya masu cin gashin kai, kuma da zarar na yi magana da Igor, mashahurin shugaba:
- Lokacin da na sauke karatu, zan dawo kuma zan yi aiki a nan!
"Za ku yi nadama," in ji Igorevna a gefe. - Albashin anan shine kawai hawaye.
- Zan yi aiki ba tare da albashi ba! Na yi rushewa da girman kai, ina mafarkin girma cikin mafarauci da farauta, kamar Gerald Darrell. Bayan haka, kamar dai neman ruwa, annabin da aka ɗauka, saboda cibiyar ta ƙare a 1998, lokacin da jihar ta rage ma'aikatan jihar kuma ta yi biris. Ba a ba da kuɗi ba. Amma yayin raina, tashar Yunnat ta juya zuwa wani abu da ake kira Zananan Zoo. Hamsters da aladu sun kasance a cikin magungunan gida, amma akwai wasu yan 'uwa daga gidan dabbobi masu ƙonawa, wanda ke wucewa kuma yayi watsi da duk dabbobin. Akwai wani irin labarin duhu wanda Igorevna ne kawai ya sani. Baƙi za su zo don dabbobin, musamman son su tara Matilda, tsohuwar haihuwar hamadril, tsohuwar mace mugunta, irin ta kuɗin bashin wannan gidan da ya lalace. Igorevna, don rashin sauran hanyar lallashewa da kare kai, ba tare da rawar jiki ba, ya bude keji ya ba da shawarar "A kai shi!" Hamadrils yana da girman girman airedale, kuma a cikin hali akwai gicciye tsakanin Hitler da madarar kokwamba. A cikin bayyanar sun yi kama da karen launin toka, wanda ya yanke shawarar canza juye a cikin wani datti, amma ya tsaya lokacin da ya gani a cikin madubi idanunsa masu launin ruwan kasa da bakinsa, wadanda aka sanya su a hankali. Motya ta gyara gashinta, kunnuwanta suka ja da baya, da kuma launin rawaya mai tsawo daga shan taba hakora, ya yi akasin haka, ta sa gaba. M mutane suka ce “dununah” suka tafi.
Baya ga Moti, mai wolf Vovka, da dawakai Milka, da Arctic fox Petrushka, da raccoon Letizia, da biri da Chikonya da ba su da suna kangaroos, baraniya, gwoza, da sauran nau'o'in bokaye suna cikin gidan. Ta yaya za ku ƙi kar ku ba da kyakkyawan kyakkyawan samari ga wannan annoba?
Abu na farko da aka yi mani gargadi game da shi shine Kada ku ciyar da su da tsakar dare Kada ku sanya sassan jikin mutum masu rauni zuwa sel. Musamman Mote. Don sanya wani abu don Mota ba zai faru da duk mutumin kirki ba. Motya ya zauna a cikin keji mai tsari ba tare da podshellenie ba, a tsakiyar keji wani itacen da ya mutu ya makale, daga ciki sarƙoƙi da tayoyin mota da aka rataye a kan igiya. Wani lokaci, saboda kyawawan halaye, an lullube ta da kayan wasa masu taushi (daga gefe, abin da ya faru na gaba shine kamar ciyar da macizai da kaji - Anan gawar kaza ta faɗo saman, amma ruwa yana kwarara sai karnukan ya lalata tsuntsun a sakan biyu). Don haka kayan wasa ba suyi laushi ba. Kwanaki a ƙarshen ta zauna cikin farauta kamar almara, Scylla, tana nuna cikakkiyar rashin son mutane da ke wucewa. Wani lokaci zazzage hoton babban tsakanin fale-falen buraka na bangon tantanin, kuma a sakamakon haka, ɗauke da dukkan fale-falen buraka. Wani lokacin sai ta cire fata launin toka a cinyarta, ta zuba bishiyar a ciki ta bar shi ya tafi saboda yadda sawun ya tashi ta fuskoki daban-daban. Koyaya, a cikin karen-karen karen ta, akwai cigaban lissafin nisan nisanda wanda mutum zai iya jefa pawashi ya jingina da sapiens da suke wucewa. Sapiens sun yi kururuwa, suna ƙoƙarin tserewa, kuma Motya, a nata ɓangaren, ta nuna ɗan hanya, ta haƙo haƙoranta tare da jan mutum ta hanyar haɗin sarkar ta hanyar fatar kai ko tufafin da kanta. An yi sa'a, gashi da sauƙi ya tsage, kuma za'a iya cire gown ɗin miya.
Ban san wanda ya haɗu da Motya ba, wataƙila mahaukacin mahaukaci ne, saboda a cikin rayuwar ta daji akwai yankuna da yawa da ake amfani da su. Na farko shine kiyayya da yara. Da dai ta ga ɗan, Motya ta fara kumbura. Ta yiwo gudu a keji, ta jawo sarƙoƙi da aka rataye a itace, ta girgiza tayoyin mota, ta jefar da ita a wata hanyar haɗin sarkar kuma ta yi tsegumi kamar ba ƙaramin yaro da ya je har keji ba, amma Mavrodi, wanda ya ƙwace mata duk kuɗi ya nemi ƙari.
Abu na biyu, Motya ya ƙi mata, tabbas yana ganin su abokan hamayya ne. Mata uku ne kawai daga ma’aikatan, ciki har da Igorevna, na iya jin tsaro, kuma wannan dangi - ba tare da buƙatar ba, babu wanda zai shiga cikin ɗakin zuwa Motka.
Motka ya yi matukar firgita yayin da yaro da mace suka bayyana a cikin sel. Tana iya kwantar da Hulk din ciki idan mace ta kawo abinci. Koyaya, matan da suka girma a majigin yara game da birai masu rawa da ƙwayoyin tiger ko taimaka wa mutane ɗaukar TV, suna tunanin farantawa yaransu kusanci da Motka. Sabili da haka, a gaban idanunsa sun ba da BANANAS ga mavrody wanda aka ƙi.
Ina tsammanin cewa bayan wannan, yara sun haɓaka tunani mai mahimmanci a cikin kansu a baya fiye da yadda aka fada a cikin littattafan rubutu game da ilimin halin ɗan adam na makarantar firamare. Akalla dangane da Matilda. A cikin fushi, Motka ya zama kamar m rottweiler m, wanda wani ɗan fashi yawo - wani matsanancin snub-nosed rottweiler tare da babban jan jaki, harbinwa zuwa ga ɗan fashi ta hanyar sauro, da kuma kururuwa kamar tsohuwa tare da dementia. Herarfin kukan nata da sufi Magana daya ta ce tasirin: a dare daya, Matilda ba zato ba tsammani, kuma daga wannan kukan, kangaroo cikin salama yana cikin kwanon na gaba ya tafi zuwa bakan gizo.
Abu na uku, Motya yana son masu son maza. Tare da maza, sai ta zama gimbiya ce mai kishi, mai mutunci sosai, kuma kawai karfin sautsi da kuma rashin cibiyoyin magana a cikin kwakwalwar ta ba ta damar ta iya magana da Faransanci ba.Babbar ƙaunarta ita ce Serezha mai wutan lantarki, wanda sau ɗaya ya zagaya wani gidan wando a cikin T-shirt a cikin yanayi mai zafi kuma ya nuna mata sapiens suna furry kuma suna da kyan gani. Kafin Seryozha, kawai ta yi magana da maƙwabcin Chika, wata 'yar ƙaramar ƙaƙƙarfan idanu tare da idanun baƙin ciki - amma za a iya Chika, ƙwarƙwarar ƙwararren maɗaukakiyar masara, ta iya yin kyau da Seryozha? Bayan da ta ga Seryozha, wacce za ta yi aiki da safe, ta taga tagar, Motka ta sauko daga bishiyar, yayin da ta zaro leɓenta daga ɓoye tare da furta "kunnen-kunne-mai-hankali". Motya don farin ciki na mata masu ƙanƙantar da kai, Motya ya ba da duk ƙaunarsa, wadda ba ta da amfani a zaman talala.
Gaskiya na ji tsoron hannayen Motka. Kabarta tana fuskantar ƙofar zuwa ɗakin dafa abinci, inda, willy-nilly, an buƙaci ta je don amfani da tsarin samar da ruwa na ɓangaren akwatin gidan ruwa na. Zunubi ta yi haƙuri da ni, kuma da zarar ta ɗauke ni, kamar kamun kifi, ta haƙa cikin rigarta ta suturta ta da kututture, ta ja ta cikin nasara. Thisarfin wannan madame ya kasance kamar na bears tarko. Dole ne in fita kunya ta fita daga rigata na kuma bar shi ya tsage shi. Don haka na yi tafiya har zuwa wani lokaci a cikin wani tsari mai tsoka, na rufe takenmu na Scylla.
A bangare na gaba: rawar jiki da fargaba! Bikin aure Matilda ko mafarkisan gado.
Anecdote game da Popovich (tsohuwar kamar Popovich).
Ilya Muromets da Alyosha Popovich sun haɗu ko ta yaya.
- Kuma ina kake, gwarzo nagari, amma menene sunanka? - ya tambayi Alyosha.
- Sunana Ilya Muromets, kuma daga wani wuri nake daga Murom. Kuma wanene ku, amma daga ina?
- Kira ni Alyosha Popovich, amma daga wane wuri ba zan fada ba.
PySy: Hoton ba nawa bane, kuma ba Motya bane, amma ilimin kimiya ya kama.