Ba da dadewa ba na karanta labarin kuma na yi dariya sosai.
Na yanke shawarar jefa shi anan, don haka kuna murmushi!
15 ga Agusta.
Anan muna cikin Kanada! Ina sha'awar wannan ƙasar! Ga abin mamaki! Duwatsu suna da kyau sosai. Ina ɗokin ganin an rufe su cikin dusar ƙanƙara.
14 ga Oktoba.
CANADA! Wannan shine mafi kyaun wuri a duniya! Ganyayyaki akan bishiyoyi sun zama rawaya kuma sun sami dukkan tabarau, daga jan zuwa orange. Jiya na yi tafiya mai ban sha'awa daga gari zuwa karkara. Ba za ku yi imani ba! Ga barewar daji! A cikin daji, suna da kyau sosai da falala. Tabbas wadannan sune dabbobi masu kwalliya a doron kasa. Da kyau, kawai cuties! A'a, hakika aljanna ce!
11 ga Nuwamba.
Shekar farauta tana buɗewa nan da nan. Abin tsoro ne! Ba zan iya tunanin cewa wani zai iya ɗaga hannu don wannan halitta mai dadi ba, mara lahani. Muna tsammanin dusar ƙanƙara kowace rana. Ina son shi a nan!
2 ga Disamba.
Karshen ta! Dusar ƙanƙara ta faɗi a daren. HADA! Tashi da safe, mun sami hoto mai kyau a bayan taga. Komai ya rufe da dusar ƙanƙara-fari, mai sanyin gado. Yayi kama a kan katin Kirsimeti mai ban mamaki! Ina sha'awar! Ni da matata mun fita daga gidan cikin murna, da sauri muka share falo da filin ajiye motoci a gaban gidan, sai muka fara watsar da kankara da dariya. (Na ci nasara). Ba zato ba tsammani, dusar ƙanƙara ta wuce da mu, tare da toshe duk filin ajiye motoci tare da dusar ƙanƙara. Amma wannan bai fusata mu ba, kuma da sauri na sake jefa dusar ƙanƙara. Yayi kyau a nan! Ina son Kanada!
12 ga Disamba.
Dusar ƙanƙara ta sake faɗowa daren daren. Loweranƙararren dusar ƙanƙara ya sake maimaita dabarar sa kuma ya kasa
filin ajiye motoci.
19 ga Disamba.
An sake yin dusar ƙanƙara a daren yau. Ban iya share filin ajiye motoci ba kuma in tafi wurin aiki. Ya yi kyau a nan, ba shakka, amma na riga na gaji, na share filin dusar ƙanƙara koyaushe. Karamin dusar ƙanƙara!
22 ga Disamba.
Haka kuma, wannan farin abin ƙyama ya faɗi cikin dare! Na sami blisters na jini a hannuwana
kuma da yaushe ciwon baya, daga tsaftataccen dusar kankara. Da alama cewa wannan katako mai itace a kan dusar ƙanƙan dusar ƙanƙara yana ɓoye a kusa da kusurwa kuma yana jira kawai in jefa dusar ƙanƙara daga filin ajiye motoci. ASS!
25 ga Disamba.
MARRY FAKEN KRISMAS! Wannan daskararren dusar ƙanƙara kuma! Idan kawai za a kai ga makogwaro na wannan ɗan bitch wanda yake a kan dusar ƙanƙan fari. Na rantse zan makara! Kuma a sa'ilin, me yasa ayyukan birni ba yayyafa gishiri a kan hanyoyin gari? Jiya na yi tafiya da kusan kashe kaina!
27 ga Disamba.
Wannan farin shit ya sake fitowa cikin dare! A rana ta uku na zauna a gida, ban da nau'ikan abubuwa don share filin ajiye motoci bayan dusar kankara. Ba zan iya zuwa ko ina ba. Motar ta ɓace a ƙarƙashin dutsen da wannan farin datti! Kuma yaya tsananin sanyi! Wani mutum daga ofishin hasashen akwatin nan yayi alkawarin wani santimita 20 na farin shit yau da daddare. KYAU! Shin kun san yawan shekin dusar ƙanƙara da zai yi wannan santimita 20?
28 ga Disamba.
Wannan bastard din daga ofishin hasashen ba daidai bane! 50 santimita ya fadi. Da alama cewa wannan dusar ƙanƙara ... ba ta narkewa har lokacin bazara. Wani dusar ƙanƙara ya sauka kusa da gidanmu, kuma wannan direban motar motsa jiki ya zo kusa da mu tare da neman aro felu. Na gaya masa cewa na karya fuka-fukai guda shida, ina yin watsi da farin shit wanda yake cike da filin ajiye motocinmu, yanzu zan karya na bakwai game da kan ragon ragon.
Janairu 4.
Yau, a ƙarshe ya fita daga gidan! Na je kantin sayar da tsintsiya. Sabili da haka, a kan hanyar dawowa da wannan dabbobin - deer ya fantsama a kan hanya ya kuma karya motar gaba dayan motar. Lalacewa dala dubu uku! Da kyau, me yasa wadannan mafarautan ba su kashe waɗannan Pascuds ba a cikin Nuwamba? Wadannan halittu (dillalai) suna ko'ina da ko'ina. Me za su tsage, gasa!
3 ga Mayu.
Na ja motar zuwa wurin bita. Ba za ku yarda ba, amma wannan ƙashin ƙugu yana da lokaci don tsatsa
gaba daya, daga gishirin da awakin daga ayyukan garin suka zuba akan hanyoyi.
10 ga Mayu.
Duk! Zan tafi Florida. Ba zan iya tunanin kowa ya kasance a cikin
gama gari hankali, so su zauna a cikin wannan fucking Kanada!
Bidiyo: Tunani: Isra'ila ko Kanada?
Yayinda mazaunan duniyar ke da rikice-rikice masu ban mamaki suna neman sabbin dalilan don 'musayar' juna, rashin jituwa da ƙiyayya, dabbobi, ba a raba su da irin waɗannan ayyukan "masu hikima", ci gaba da kafa dangantakar haɗin kai a hankali, yin watsi da ko da irin waɗannan bambance-bambance kamar yawan hakora, bayyanar, kasancewar ko karancin mayuka har ma da banbanci a abubuwan da aka zaba.
Bidiyo: 1125. Kwatanta Isra'ila da Kanada. Shige da fice Kanada
Misali, wani dan asalin kasar Kanada ya zabi wani bakon wurin don yin kyankyasai - makabartar garin Buffalo, cikin jihar New York. Tambayoyin ruhaniya na geese suna da wahala, amma gaskiyar cewa makabartun galibi suna cikin kwanciyar hankali kuma natsuwa shine Goose, ba shakka, ba zai iya taimakawa ba amma godiya.
Goose karkashin kulawar barewa.
Koyaya, ɗayan, maɗaukakin Kanada, ya yanke shawarar cewa makabarta ba ta da lafiya kuma ta ɗauki mahaifiyar da ke kusa da shi. A takaice dai, kimanin kwanaki ashirin, yayin da mace tayi ƙwai ƙwai, deer ya tsare farjinta, baya barin kowa ya shiga wurinsa. Zamu iya cewa ya yi kamar uba mai ƙauna.
Abota tsakanin dabbobi
10. Gorilla da cat
Gorilla Coco shine mafi karancin karatu a tarihi. Malamanta koyaushe suna lura da iyawar Coco don fahimtar harshe. Coco tana magana da Yaren Harshe na Amurka, kuma, kamar yadda ka sani, ta ƙirƙiri fassarar kanta game da alamun da aka saba sani.
A cikin 1984, Coco ta tambayi masu kula da ita game da damar da za ta sami dabbar dabbar dabbar gida. Ta zabi yar kyanwa da launin toka mai suna All Ball. Coco ta kula da yar kyanwa sosai, kamar dai ita 'yar sa ce, kuma tana cikin matsananciyar damuwa bayan ta rabu da shi.
Lokacin da yar karamar motar ta bugi wata mota, Coco ta yi makokin rasuwar cat, kuma ta yi amfani da alamun da ke bayyana halin kuncin da take ciki. Tun daga wannan lokacin, tana da dabbobi da yawa.
Lokacin da giwa Temba ta kasance ƙarami, mahaifiyarsa ta mutu. Ma’aikatan sun gano shi kuma sun kubutar da shi daga hannun mahauta wadanda suka dauke shi zuwa Shagon Yanayi na Shamwari a Afirka ta Kudu. A cikin ajiye, giwayen yana wurin alkalami don kare shi daga sauran dabbobi. Tunda giwaye dabbobi ne na zamantakewa, sun kuma basu damar sanya rago mai suna Albert a cikin paddock saboda Tembe yana da wanda zai yi magana da shi.
Da farko, giwa kawai ya bi tumakin don ɗan wani lokaci, amma a ƙarshen, sun kasance suna da haɗin kai sosai kuma suna bacci kusa da duk dare. Lokacin da lokaci ya 'yantar da Temba cikin rayuwarsa ta kyauta, an karɓi Albert daga gare shi, kuma ya sanya shi tare da wasu moreabiyoyin dabbobi na Afirka ta Kudu. Kafin ya kamata a saki "Temba", hanjinsa ya kamu da rashin lafiya, don haka Albert ya kasance a ajiyar wurin.
8. Hippo da kunkuru
Tsunami na tsunami wanda ya dauki karamar hular Owen a cikin teku ya raba shi da iyayen sa. Bayan da jami’an sa suka nemo shi, aka kai shi wani sansanin dabbobi a Mombasa, Kenya. Malaman Owen sun yanke shawarar cewa zai iya raba mazauninsa tare da tsohuwar kunkuru mai shekaru 100 mai suna Mzi. Koyaya, kamar yadda aka fada, Owen ya fara nuna hali da kunkuru kamar dai mahaifiyarsa ce.
Hanya da kunkuru ya yi wanka kuma sun yi barci tare, Owen ya warke fuskar kunkuru ya kuma kare ta. Hippos da hippos, a matsayina na doka, sun kasance tare da mahaifiyarsu a farkon shekaru hudu na rayuwarsa, Owen ya kasance tare da Mzi har zuwa 2007, daga baya kuma aka gabatar dashi ga wasu hippos.
A shekara ta 2011, a Dutsen Kabari da ke Buffalo, abokantaka mai ban mamaki ta taso tsakanin guna da barewa. Sean itacen oak na Kanad ya kwantar da ƙwai a cikin kwanon wuta, ya zauna a can don ƙyamar su. A wani lokaci, maniyyi yakan fara zuwa wajenta a kai a kai ya zama mai tsaro. Duk lokacin da mutane suka nemi kusancin wurin da tsuntsu yake, yakan tashi tsaye don kare kansa don kare barazanar.
Wannan abin al'ajabi ya dau tsawon makwanni uku, wato, har sai da masu tsegumi suka ƙi. Da zaran ɗan ɓarke ya fara tafiya tare da yaranta, sai gandun daji ya ɓace cikin gandun daji, tunda ya gama aikinsa da kyau.
6. Doguwa da otter
Lokacin da aka ga an watsar da jariri na teku a wani gini a Wales, an kai shi wani wurin ajiyar halitta inda aka ciyar dashi aka kuma warke, to an shirya za a sake shi cikin daji. Bayan 'yan watanni bayan haka, malamin jaririn ya yanke shawarar cewa yana bukatar aboki don kada makarancinsa ya lalace.
Tunda ana la'akari da masu adaidaita sosai, an gano ppan kwikwiyo a matsayin abokan da suka dace dasu. Sakamakon haka, 'otter' ya ɗauka "a kan Labrador Molly mai shekaru takwas, sun yi wasa tare, yayin da otter ɗin ya koyi iyo. Otter, wanda aka mai suna Gireint, yakamata a sake shi cikin daji da wuri-wuri.
5. Crow da kitri
Sau ɗaya a Massachusetts wata yar kyanwa ta yi birgima cikin mallakar gida ɗaya, wanda ke cikin matsanancin damuwa. Da farko sun damu cewa jaririn zai iya rayuwa, amma ba da daɗewa ba ya lura cewa yar uwar tana da wata baƙuwar mahaifa. Iyalan sun kalli taron suna kawo tsutsotsi gare shi, kuma sun kare shi daga duk wata haɗari.
Crow, mai suna Musa da wata yar kyanwa mai suna Cassie, ta zama taurari a Intanet bayan dangin Collitos sun saka bidiyon haɗin gwiwa a YouTube. An san Ravens kasance tsuntsaye masu hankali, kuma suna jin daɗin ma'amala tsakanin jama'a. Koyaya, dalilin da yasa Musa ya zaɓi Cassie har yanzu asiri ne, amma abokantakarsu ta zama tushen rubuta littafin yara.
4. Tiger, beyar da zaki
Yayinda yawancin maganganu na abota tsakanin dabbobi akan wannan jerin sune sakamakon haɗari ko haɗari, wannan abokantaka ta abokantaka tsakanin damisa, zaki da beyar ta taso bayan an cire su daga gidan maigidan magani yayin fafutukar 'yan sanda. Yankunan an kubutar da su a cikin mazaunin dabbobi, inda ake ajiye su tare, duk da cewa kowannensu dabbobi uku sanannu ne saboda yanayin halin sa.
Yanzu duk sun girma, amma har yanzu suna wasa tare kuma suna barci a ƙarƙashin rufin katako iri ɗaya da dare. Dabbobin sun kasance a hannun mai mallakar su azaman alamun halaye. Wasu kwararru sun yi imanin cewa sama da damisa dubu 5,000 suna zaune tare da daidaikun mutane a Amurka, wanda ya fi adadin ragowar daji.
3. Doguwa da capybara
Capybaras sune kashin dabbobi mafi girma a duniya. Suna manyan aladu na Guinea, suna zaune cikin rukuni, kuma asalinsu shine Kudancin Amurka. An kubutar da dabbobin biyu lokaci guda a wani zango a Peru: wani jirgin ruwa mai suna Charlie da wani kare mai suna Pacho. Kafin ya kuɓuta, an ajiye Charlie a gidan wani ɗan gida a matsayin ɗan dabbobi.
Capybaras, duk da cewa suna da kyan gani sosai, har yanzu dabbobi masu kyau ne, don haka masu ceto sun yanke shawarar sakin Charlie, amma koyaushe ya dawo gidan yana neman Pacho. A yau, Pacho da Charlie ba a haɗa su. Idan Charlie yayi iyo sosai yayin da mutane biyu ke iyo, sannan Pacho ya tseratar da shi, kuma bi da bi, Charlie yakan tsaftace abincin don rabawa tare da Pacho.
2. Orangutan da kare
Zurfin na Suria da kare da Roscoe sun tashi tare a Sanctuary na South Carolina. Sun haɗu yayin da Suria ta lura da marasa gida Roscoe suna yawo a cikin yankin tsakiyar dabbobi. Malaman sun yanke shawarar ɗaukar karen kuma sun ba ta damar cinye tare da Suria har ma wani aboki ya bayyana a firamare.
Orangutans suna da hankali sosai kuma sun fi son kada su kasance su kaɗai. Surya yaja karen a leash don yawo a jiki, suma suka yi ruwa tare. “Ma'auratan” har suna hawa tare akan bangon giwa, wanda kuma ke zaune a Wuri Mai Tsarki. Wadannan wakilai biyu na duniyar dabba sun zama dalilin rubuta littafi, kudaden shiga daga wanda aka shirya don sanya hannun jari don ƙirƙirar gidansu na kowa.
A cikin ƙasashe da yawa an hana shi ciyar da dabbobin kai tsaye zuwa ga dabbobi. A Japan, duk da haka, an ba shi izinin ciyar da macizai tare da raye-raye masu rai. A cikin gidan nam na Tokyo, an sanya hamster a cikin taranti a cikin wani maciji mai suna Aochan, wanda ya ƙi cin naman berayen. Aochan, maciji da ke son masu ƙyalƙyali da yawa, ga alama, yakamata ya ɗan ci hamster, amma a maimakon haka, ta barshi shi kaɗai.
Hamster, a fili, ba ya tsoron sabon abokinsa kuma galibi yana barci a kansa. Da farko dai, masu tsaron sun yi tsammanin wani abu bai dace da macijin ba, ko kuma daga baya za ta ci naman mai naman, amma dabbobin sun zama abokai kuma ba sa rabuwa da watanni. Sun zama yankin jan hankalin gidan, kuma ana kiran mai farin cikin Gohan, ma'ana "abinci".